Texas Fireball Not a Meteor!

(http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,493865,00.html)

Despite numerous claims, the fireball seen in the skies over North Texas is not a meteor but a sick, hungry woman, who will remain anonymous, driving to Fort Worth from Houston. Also, this occurred several weekends ago and not this past Sunday. I feel some responsibility for this mishap and I would like to apologize for all the scared Texans. If only I would have gone to Joe's and ordered the spaghetti instead of trying to order Pizza Hut pasta this could have been avoided. I promise the State of Texas this will not happen again. Kansas, no such luck.

Small world my a$$!!

This blog has been online for several months now and we still don't have one comment from a stranger. One would think a bored Chinese hacker would have found us by now and left a simple fortune to inspire us.

Blogging sucks! (Please excuse my choice of words, I have a limited vocabulary.)

Lord of the Rings?

What happened to the ring picture? The last time I was on the blog the picture was positioned to the left of the title. Now, the rings are centered but the picture is fuzzy and has a hint of discoloration. Someone needs to notify the webmaster, STAT!!

YUM or YUCK? You decide.

Ever wonder how Americans got so fat? The website This Is Why You’re Fat demonstrates how. While some of the pictures gross me out, others I tend to dream about. Like the amazing Mega Stuffed Oreo, if only there was a glass of milk big enough to dunk this mega cookie.

Cheesecake on a Stick

Deep-fried Twinkie On A Stick Dipped In Chocolate Syrup

See these and other heart stopping creations at thisiswhyyourefat.com.