(http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,493865,00.html)Despite numerous claims, the fireball seen in the skies over North Texas is not a meteor but a sick, hungry woman, who will remain anonymous, driving to Fort Worth from Houston. Also, this occurred several weekends ago and not this past Sunday. I feel some responsibility for this mishap and I would like to apologize for all the scared Texans. If only I would have gone to Joe's and ordered the spaghetti instead of trying to order Pizza Hut pasta this could have been avoided. I promise the State of Texas this will not happen again. Kansas, no such luck.
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